ok BAD STORY TIME
a while back my mom bought me “just dance” deodorant and it smelled sooo good
and one day i licked it just to see what would happen
ok i totally forgot that deodorant gets rid of moisture aka thats whY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE USED ON YOUR ARMPIT and i literally had the dryest tongue e v e r for like the next hour and like it was the weirdest crap ever i tried to drink water and it just slid off my tongue jfc i thought i was gonna die
when going to a friends' house
- Normal people: What a lovely home you have
- Me: Whats your wifi password?
(Source: lovelylops)
The reason why I look so bad in my school pictures?
The photographer said I needed to bring my sexy level down because it might hurt the self-esteem of other students.
Those days when you’re not talking to someone who talks to you everyday.
When you’re waiting for your favorite part of a song to come up
Hold up!
It’s coming….
Wait for it…
NOW!
(Source: bornawildchildd)
